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15.06.2025 18:52
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
So they tried
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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